In honor of 10/10 — and so those tree-hugging, eco-terrorist murderers can have something else to complain about — I’m taking Boy Wonder out so he can practice driving around for a few hours… in my 25 year old truck that gets 11 miles to the gallon.

Take that, you eco-nazi scumbags.

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[The scientific-minded will, no doubt, see the logic in keeping an old vehicle that gets somewhat poor mileage instead of destroying it and having a new vehicle built.]