Only because fortune runs automatically when I log in to some of the utility servers at work — and this classic quote from Tolkien came up just now:

My dear People.

My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,

and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,

Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.  Also my good

Sackville Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End.  Today is my

one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today!”

— J. R. R. Tolkien

Just because.