Crafty Indeed

From here via here.

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.  

“I want to live forever,” I said.

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that! 

“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!” 

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

Then again, as uncertain as things seem to be recently, that might be a wish for a quick end.

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