Got this from Boy Wonder’s school the other day. It’s the graduation cap/gown/ring/memorabilia order packet:

So, what’s wrong with it?

– Public education is 13 years, not 12.

– Misspelled hassle as “hassel”.

– Incorrect capitalization.

This feels a little bit like celebrating a SCUBA certification by drowning puppies.

To the people who are pushing this crap: I’ve upped my standards. Up yours.