…because he punched Piers Morgan. No doubt Morgan deserved it — what with the mouth he has on him.

And the winning quote of the day:

Conversation? You better start negotiation.

Especially if it involves poaching… in a residential area… at night… under false pretenses…

Here’s a solution to the fiscal cliff nonsense — and I only speak from many, many years of personal experience:

Stop. Spending. Money.

See? Fixed it for ya.

Again, and again.

Why are anti-gunrights activists so violent?

The answer, of course, is that they’re control-freaks who can’t see past their own world view and are incapable of comprehending that there are a good number of us who simply wish to be left alone.