The spider asked the human, “Why are you afraid of me?”
The human replied, “Well, the reasons I’ve had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk.”
The spider asked the human, “Why are you afraid of me?”
The human replied, “Well, the reasons I’ve had have been replaced by the fact that you can talk.”
This is Tux.
Tux is portly.
Tux was also sitting on the couch like this for half an hour before I sat down.

I’m not saying Tux is fat and lazy.
But when he sits around the house…
He really sits around the house.

A Christmas movie.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
But how do we know it wasn’t one neighbor helping out another?

I’d mow for free.
I’ve long wondered, but lacked the intellectual inertia to explore or even pose the question.
Which of these is the correct spelling and application of the phrase?
– For Fuck Sake
– For Fucks Sake
– For Fuck’s Sake
Discuss amongst yourselves.