Category: beer

RV Video-Walkthrough Drinking Game

On By JohnIn amusing, beer, tiny house, travelLeave a comment

If you happen to find yourself watching video walkthroughs of assorted RVs, perhaps this will kick up the entertainment factor a bit. Select a suitable beverage, start up a walkthrough video, and immediately prepare yourself to take a swig every time somebody:

  • pounds their fist on any part of the RV
  • makes any sexist remarks — for example, “mom will love this kitchen.”
  • refers to a water heater as a “hot water heater”
  • makes any reference to watching “the game”

Oh, there are more, but we’ll just start with those.

Another Trip Around Our Nearest Star

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Well, that’s one more trip completed around our nearest star.

All things considered, I’m in reasonably good shape for having only 24.1 billion miles on me.

I think I’ll take the clan to find some fish, chips, a pint of stout or two to celebrate.

And, on to the topic of pubs…

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land… one, two, three… in each of the pints. 

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another. 

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. 

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can and shouts, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”

Slanté.