The Twinkie Diet

On By JohnIn health, scienceLeave a comment

did-you-kno:

In order to prove that fewer calories, not eating healthier foods, is the key to weight loss, nutrition professor Mark Haub went on a low-calorie diet of mostly Twinkies, Doritos, and Oreos. He shed 27 pounds in 2 months, dropped his bad cholesterol by 20%, and increased his good cholesterol by 20%. Source

I might have to try this for a month or so.

Words Mean Things

On By JohnIn languageLeave a comment

ayellowbirds:

ogress:

daddyslittleoreo666:

thegreenwolf:

gwengrimm:

tinsnip:

yiubum:

imbatman4280:

capricornian:

thesassylorax:

firsttimelady:

lessthangrace:

scientificperfection:

lord-kitschener:

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..
but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

File:GreatTit002.jpg

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

All of this inevitably leads to a Shag on a rock:

This thread is full of win.

How Many Lines of Code?

On By JohnIn sysadmin, workLeave a comment

One of this sprint’s projects is a review of the git commit history to see if anyone inadvertently commited any passwords, keys, or other potentially-sensitive data into the repository.

I wonder how many lines of code I’ll need to scan…

78,651,750

…

**blink, blink**

**searches hacker sites for “git password finders”**