…why I’m a bit overweight:

Never surrender. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj3xsX9XMMY

Keep in mind, though, that those who you combat politically have no regard for the rules of the game.

To paraphrase a line from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: Anyone capable of getting themselves elected should on no account be permitted to do the job.

Watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH_Izul6J5M

By the way, there’s a reason that I stopped singing years ago.

There’s a park across the street from my house, which, in the spring and summer months, attracts a high volume of youngsters with thumpy stereos.

I gotta try this over there.

Spotted here. No longer going to defend you. Clearly, you don’t want anyone to defend you.

And you do realize that you’re all nothing more than useful idiots, right?