Proper Post-Apocalypse Vehicle

Right?!

Gaff-rigged Bikes?

Beach sailing. Florida
1903

Source: Library of Congress http://ift.tt/2lVBLTR

I’ve actually thought on many occasions cobbling together this very thing for the very same reasons, but have only lacked the inertia to get going.

Now that’s a cargo bike!

Why yes, that is a cargo bike. This is what a bike should be able to haul. Of course, it helps if its engine is up to the task as well.

Remember, guys: when cycling, be sure you have on all appropriate safety gear…like, for example, your penis gourd.

I’m not sure, but I think that might be some partly inappropriate riding apparel.