Except, around here we call that, “Any day that ends with the letter ‘y’.”
Quoth the San Bernardino City Attorney, Jim Penman:
Well, if I remember right, I told them [residents] to lock their doors and load their guns.
And that’s out of California!
That’s kinda like somebody from Exxon coming out and imploring people to buy solar panels and windmills because global warming is man-made.