Rule Three! Seriously, Babineaux (baby, no)… do not do this.

Here’s a better idea: index your trigger finger on the frame (not even the trigger guard) and keep it there. Then, while reholstering, keep your eyes on the pistol at all times.

And, I’m not gonna judge if all you can afford is one of those cheap Uncle Mike’s holsters, but if you really, really must use one, for the love of god, take the thing out of your waistband first; put the pistol in the holster; then put the whole thing somewhere other than pointed at a major artery or at a part of your anatomy that will prevent you from sharing what would be a rather embarrassing story with grand children you’ll never have.

OldNFO shares a homemade Twinkie recipe. They’ll be gone from stores, but you can still make your own.

Might need to try that one.