My Evil Black Heart…

…feels a small amount of joy from the knowledge via the FedEx website that my newest rifle has finally shipped.

A small excess of joy also comes from the fact that it started its journey somewhere east of Wallingford, CT and is, at this very moment, within the borders of New Jersey. This means that it was quite likely that my military-grade Evul Black Rifle had to pass through the borders of New York without some clueless Only One or government-alphabet-soup-agency-type molesting it.

Let’s hear it for mail-order guns!