Rule Three! Seriously, Babineaux (baby, no)… do not do this.

Here’s a better idea: index your trigger finger on the frame (not even the trigger guard) and keep it there. Then, while reholstering, keep your eyes on the pistol at all times.

And, I’m not gonna judge if all you can afford is one of those cheap Uncle Mike’s holsters, but if you really, really must use one, for the love of god, take the thing out of your waistband first; put the pistol in the holster; then put the whole thing somewhere other than pointed at a major artery or at a part of your anatomy that will prevent you from sharing what would be a rather embarrassing story with grand children you’ll never have.

OldNFO shares a homemade Twinkie recipe. They’ll be gone from stores, but you can still make your own.

Might need to try that one.

No, it isn’t. And we’ve known this for years. Some years ago, there was a doctor who did nothing but eat those “bad for you” Hostess products for ten weeks. He lost weight — and not a trivial amount. It was significant.

It’s just a matter of calories, just like your mother used to say. Or, rather, just like your grandmothers used to say.

Here’s where Hostess is now…

Good job, Socialists.

I’d wear this to work… or the range:

Yup, that’s The Big Lebowski’s bowling shirt. Available here. Must want.

Sort of. This time, it’s Denny’s — and they’ll be charging a 5% Obamacare Surcharge to cover the cost.

That’s how business works, folks. You voted for this. You pay for it.

Try to resonate some understanding, people:

The program mandates that only employees working more than 30 hours a week are covered under their employers health insurance plan, chains like Olive Garden and Red Lobster are already considering reduced worker hours. 

‘Obviously, I’d love to cover all our employees under that insurance,’ said Metz. 

‘But to pay $5,000 per employee would cost us $175,000 per restaurant and unfortunately, most of our restaurants don’t make $175,000 a year. I can’t afford it.’

So, cut people back to 29 hours a week or offset the expense to your customers. That’s the reality — and it’s not going to be paid with happy thoughts about rainbows and unicorns.