Improvising Clamps

When you don’t have nearly enough clamps for those big, flat glue-ups: an improvised framework, a bunch of power tools, and gravity.

Reaction/Overreaction

If my mum was in serious danger, she wouldn’t get any help cause she’d scream and everyone would be like “I’ll get the cockroach spray😒”

My kids asked me the other day why I don’t like yelling in the house. This is pretty much what I told them.

Save the raised voices for when it’s needed.

People always wonder why I’m quiet but every time I try to speak I’m either spoken over or people aren’t listening

…and far too polite to interrupt somebody who’s speaking.