I rebuild machines and minds. Aircraft by trade, systems by instinct.
I speak torque and code, ask inconvenient questions, and drag the curious into deeper waters — gently or otherwise.
If it breaks, I’ll fix it. If it thinks, I’ll challenge it. And if it doesn’t? I’ll probably poke it anyway.
Late by half a shift.
Grease-streaked wrath is pacified—
Glazed bribes on the bench.
Mentioned a few names the other day. Turns out that somebody did a real story of Tesla. Well, a real story of how Elon stole Tesla.
Stumbled upon it this morning:
I bought this before Elon went crazy.
I’m starting to find that the world — well, the majority of America, at least — is collectively and willfully becoming less intelligent and increasingly ignorant with the passage of time.
As such, I need to remind everyone, once again, that Elon Musk didn’t invent Tesla. Its founders were Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. Elon Musk is Tesla’s CEO.
No, of course it’s not legit.
Still, it’s fun to look at the astounding number of ways such a phishing attempt fails:
the rest of me 