I, too, have a great deal of difficulty comprehending modern American politics without involving some variety of alcohol.

The correct interpretation that statement is left as an exercise for the reader. Though, I suppose it makes sense either way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rl1xgT3REE

Yeah. Draconian, my ass.

But I have one request: check the pulse first. Especially if it’s me on whom you’re about to begin compressions.

Or, as the great and wise Yoda once said, “You must unlearn what you have learned.”