Late one night, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping in the wilderness. In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson and said, “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson, a bit groggy, looked up and replied, “I see thousands of stars, an endless expanse of the universe. It’s awe-inspiring to contemplate the vastness of space and the possibility of extraterrestrial life.”
Holmes nodded and then said, “And what do you deduce from that, Watson?”
Watson thought for a moment and then answered, “Well, astronomically, it suggests that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. And what do you deduce, Holmes?”
Holmes replied with a smirk, “Watson, you fool. Someone has stolen our tent!”