Who’s the person who designed the interface for LG televisions? Whoever it was needs to spend some time using the thing – as punishment for designing such a horrid UI.
Silent “L”
In the word “caulk”, the L is silent. Please for the love of all that is holy, please stop trying to pronounce the L.
It’s perfectly acceptable to say you’re going to shove caulk in a crack because context clarifies the meaning.
Sticking cock in a crack, however, is probably not something you could get past censors.
Enjoy the Screened Porch

Maybe a nice house out in the desert. Or in the mountains. Or anywhere with a view.
Humans Need Not Apply
I’ll just leave this here.
Consider the issue of maintaining relevance.
Discuss.
Rolling along

Probably ray-traced. Still awesome.