An avid sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting his equipment ready for an upcoming hunting trip. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence, she finally said, “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.”

Tim had a horrified look on his face.

She asked him, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

Tim replied cautiously, “You were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex wife!” she screamed, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” Tim replied.