From Management*

*Not really from management, but masquerading as management — it’s a broadcast phishing attempt that made it through the mail filters at work:

All,

You’re satisfaction as an employee of our company is of vital importance to us. This is why we have created a quick, ten question survye to better assess whether we are meeting the needs of our employees; now is a great time to address questions or concerns and improve your employee experience moving forward.

Please take a few minutes to complete this survey. All participants will be considered for a gift card giveaway.

The survey can be found here: [Link Redacted]

Thank you,

Management

It’s a trap!

Well, you signed it as Management — and, though I intentionally redacted the link itself, the link did have the name “management” included.

But even more obvious to me are the numerous tells:

  • you’ve used the contraction for ‘you are’ rather than the possessive form.
  • you’ve misspelled ‘survey’.
  • perhaps subtle, it’s strange that you’ve used a contraction (while incorrect) but that you’ve not used contractions elsewhere.
  • you haven’t actually identified who “we” are or whom management is managing.
  • the message headers (redacted, because I don’t feel like sifting through the data) don’t include any reference to our domain other than the recipient.

These are a few of the things that were obvious to me, but would no doubt have (did?) tricked CowOrkers into clicking through.

What I’m a bit disappointed by is that our organization no longer has the Notify or Report option in Outlook. It was a feature that was integrated into MS Outlook to notify the internal security team of threats detected. I guess it was short-lived.

I wonder whether they don’t care, that they were getting inundated by the barrage of mistaken (or legitimate) messages, or if the option had been mistakenly removed from Outlook.

But, there you go — the more you know.

Hmm…

Over on the Book of Face, somebody had posted this image and remarks, “seeing this made me imagine a Harmless Joker who just did very innocuous shenanigans in Gotham”

Ah, I see **nods knowingly**. I claim the nom de guerre with this reply:

The Dad Joker

The Last Question

The Last Question was asked for the first time, half in jest, TODAY…

Yes, yes…it’s not the first time it was asked of ChatGPT/OpenAI. It’s still interesting, I think, that a connectivity-related error occurred just as I asked it.

Unless…

Time-observing…

One of the things that I still struggle with is the dependence, here, upon an exact and incredibly flawed method of accounting for dates. They insist that dates must be written in an mm/dd/yy fashion.

This is, for an old-school computer geek, somewhat challenging. Let’s say that we need to account for the third of February, 2004 (yes, past; follow along).

According to that standard, it would be written as

2/3/4

Why? Because if the mask was MM/DD/YY, then it would be

02/03/04

In the military, we had a slightly different written date style:

DDMonYY

Where that same day referenced above would be written as

03FEB04

God help you if you’re accustomed to a Day, Month, Year order. In any case, there would need to be a customary or even tribal knowledge of how dates are used and referred to.

When I wrote code and scripts for automation, I always ordered in Year-Month-Day because it was easier to quickly sort and scan through the lists.

Thank The Maker that the 2000’s — or, the naughties — are far into our pasts.

In other news…

Yesterday afternoon, I turned my 21 year old Chevy (Isuzu) 6.6 Liter Duramax Diesel into a plug-in hybrid.

Behold:

Okay, not really.

I just became annoyed with the process of plugging in the block-heater during the sub-zero temperatures: kneel down in front of it, use both hands to carefully pull of the dust cap, plug in the extension cord. Then when I want to leave, use both hands to unplug the extension cord, then both hands again to put the dust cap back on the pigtail.

Too much effort.

The fix was to add a weather-resistant bulkhead power inlet. I can now — more easily, and single-handedly — just plug in the extension cord.

Future addition is to add a Battery Tender so it keeps the batteries in a peak state of charge.