To What End?

So, you tell us to prepare, and we do. Now you’re trying to find out who’s prepared? This looks an awful lot like an attempt to identify and punish the successful.

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Direct to the original.

Wrong Diner

And another:

Though, honestly, it could’ve been a bit funnier if the line were delivered to the perp instead of the camera.

Spotted over at Uncle’s.

Oddly, I’ve kind of been thinking about checking out that very Glock.

That is surprising! Now, let’s get some validation.

Oh, wait… One Time President Øbama will no doubt veto it.

When you’re prepared, you’re prepared.