Unclear on the Concept: Enterprise Security

So, the security organization says, “We need you to give us your root passwords so we scan your systems to see if they’re vulnerable to root exploits.”

“Just so I understand: you want the root passwords, so you can log in as root, to see if you can find exploits that would allow you to log in as root without a password.”

“Yes.”

“If your goal is to get root without a password, then, by all means, start your attack. But I can’t give you the root password.“

“You’re not a team player and you’re not cooperating with our efforts! We’re going to HR!”

“Here, let me get you their phone number…”

25 years in the industry and, so far, not one detected security incident.

Has Your Conspirometer Pegged Yet?

Do this:

  1. Go to Google.
  2. Put in ‘boston marathon bombing’ in the search field.
  3. Click search.
  4. Now, click on the Search Tools link beneath the new search field.
  5. Click the Any Time link that appears beneath it.
  6. Click Custom Range.
  7. For the first date, click April 7 and for the second date, click April 14 — dates that we all know with certainty were before the actual bombing.
  8. Click GO.
  9. Now look at the dates on list of search results.
Here’s a link, just in case: link

Now, tell me realistically how in the world those outlets, agencies, organizations, and other assorted entities could have possibly known about the bombing before it occurred?

Yes, there’s a technical reason that you would be seeing those results — another discussion.

The political ramifications don’t look good.

Motorcycle Police Chase on Helmet Cam

It’s only about a five minute chase, with a foot-pursuit, but it’s an interesting perspective.

Watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23i-BvSZqzU

Often times people break out the “suspects are innocent until proven guilty” remark. If there’s video evidence of the commission of a crime, then you’re not a suspect, you’re a perpetrator. Also, the video is proof of guilt. So, the perpetrator is guilty. He did look like a rather young fellow, so he’ll probably be given a stern warning.

In other news, motorcycle cops are sporting helmet cams now. So that’s kinda neat.