Global Warming, My Ass…

Here it is, April 8, 2013. It’s 70 degrees outside right now and I’m in my Partitioned Compartment of Doom. Here’s the forecast for the next few days:

Look at that… the temperature is going to go from 70F now to 16F by midnight with an estimated low of 3F.

OMG — the Globull-Warmening is causing temperatures to drop!!!!!111

In other news, I have some team mates in town who have never seen snow. Ever. They’re from Sri Lanka. Boy, won’t they be surprised when they wake up tomorrow to see nine inches of frigid precipitation outside their hotel door.