Michael over at Speaker to Morons has an idea for a satirical story protesting capitalism and banks.
To the actual, uh, occupiers: try occupying a job instead of occupying a whatever.
Day: November 15, 2011
National Right To Carry Passes House?
That is surprising! Now, let’s get some validation.
Oh, wait… One Time President Øbama will no doubt veto it.
Overreaction, Line One
From The Smoking Gun, via Borepatch, comes a tale of a fellow — Michael Alan Skopec — who, well, has difficulty with thinking. Turns out that Michael had some trouble with his iPhone. So, instead of heading to Google or, even better, Apple, he decided it would be best to just call 911 repeatedly.
He was arrested for Disorderly Conduct. That makes sense. I mean, after all, they don’t have a charge for Felony Stupid.
The police report describe the nature of his broken iPhone, but I imagine that it was something like, “Oh, you need to type your password to download When Harry Met Sally and Thelma & Louise from the iTunes store,” so he probably lost his mind and started calling 911 while his mother was yelling down to the basement to calm down.
That guy is one of those people who needs a handler to keep him from drowning in his soup. And, because he has demonstrated such incredibly poor judgement, I’d strongly recommend that he be restrained from operating any complex machinery, like, for example, nuclear missiles, automobiles, cordless drills, and forks.
Preparedness
When you’re prepared, you’re prepared.
The Better Floyd Tribute Band…
Here are a couple for Pissed:
Time:
I’ve seen them here in Denver twice — I was blown away both times. I was at this very show last month:
Why in the world does everyone feel the compulsive need to clap along — with no rhythm?
Official YouTube stuff here.
the rest of me 